The Milkshake

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Originally published in the 2023 SHareCon Zine.

Thanks to Babs and Daisy Morgan for their proofreading and editing.


“Here ya go.”

“What’s this?”

“It’s a milkshake.”

“I don’t want a milkshake.”

“Oh come on. It’s delicious and yummy. See, I got one, too.”

“What flavor?”

“Mine’s chocolate. Yours is vanilla.”

“Is that how you see me?”

“Oh for God’s sake, it’s just a milkshake.”

“I want the chocolate one.”

“Fine. Here.”

“It’s really thick. I can’t even get it up the straw.”

“Then you better pucker up, buttercup.”

“What are you looking at?”

“Usually I can’t see your whole face when you suck something that hard. I wanted to know what you looked like.”

“Happy?”

“Very. You?”

“Always.”

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Kath Moonshine March 11, 2026 - 8:43 PM

I came think of something else for Hutch to suck on! Great story–thank you for writing and sharing.

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