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Poetry Corner by Det. D.M. Starsky, (with help on Iambic Pentameter from Melodi): Stakeout. Part of the SHareCon 2002 Parody Zine, Hutch and Me Get It On a Whole Lot. Stakeout All stakeouts last such a long time, And talking and eating are fine, But when Hutch starts to lick All over my dick- That’s when we forget about… -
Poetry Corner by Det. D.M. Starsky (with help on Iambic Pentameter from Melodi) King Kong. Part of the SHareCon 2002 Parody Zine, Hutch and Me Get It On a Whole Lot. King Kong There’s an ape by the name of King Kong Who’s known for his really big dong. But Hutch’s is more dear, Because it’s so near, Though… -
Poetry Corner by Det. D.M. Starsky (with help on Iambic Pentameter from Melodi): Jealousy. Part of the SHareCon 2002 Parody Zine, Hutch and Me Get It On a Whole Lot. Jealousy Ol’ Hutch says that I am a slut. (He’s jealous of my perfect butt.) Hutch’s ass is just fine, Though not as good as is mine, But he… -
Poetry Corner by Det. D.M. Starsky (with help on Iambic Pentameter from Melodi): Friendship. Part of the SHareCon 2002 Parody Zine, Hutch and Me Get It On a Whole Lot. Friendship There once was a fellow named Hutch Whose friendship with Starsky was such That they went around nude, Which really was rude, But it was better than going…