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Originally published in the SHareCon 2018 Zine. Brave Hutch has to run for Earl Haymes’ sick kicks But he’s worried Starsk’s street bike needs a fix “Is the air pressure right?” “Is the chain good and tight?” To hear the love you don’t need a psychic -
Originally published in the SHareCon 2018 Zine. There were two handsome cops from Bay City Who thought their new co-worker was pretty She treated them like dirt Stole their favorite shirt But they both got to fondle her titties -
Originally published in the SHareCon 2018 Zine. Listen to a tale of Hutchinson’s woes Why he married Van only heaven knows A lousy jewel thief Her death caused Hutch grief ‘Till Starsk rescued him from IA’s bozos -
Originally published in the SHareCon 2018 Zine. They tell me my Hutch is real sick I should hit the mean streets real quick I’ll leave him a note He’ll see what I wrote ‘Starsk’ on the glass in red lipstick -
Originally published in the SHareCon 2018 Zine. Hutch had such bad luck with women They managed to almost kill him Left him in a fix But Starsk had his six And swore to become his wingman -
Originally published in the SHareCon 2018 Zine. Stalked by a phantom Dalmatian The boys took on the whole station Three cops were bad apples But were caught as examples By dog, Starsky and Hutchinson