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“Look, Hutch… I’m laying the whole world at your feet.” A short filler from the 2006 SHareCon Zine. Hutch, prepared for death and then not dying, said the ocean robbed him of perspective. Finding the horizon, terminus for sea and sky, far too finite for his taste. Thinking ‘flat line’ with a shudder, Starsky humored him, held him, kissed the… -
Hutch learns to appreciate Starsky’s Army training. Originally published in the 2006 SHareCon zine. Hutch recovered gradually, recipient of probably the greatest blowjob ever. In the silence following his exclamation, he was sure he heard his eyeballs rolling back in place with rattling plunks, like golf balls settling in the cup. “Jesus, Starsky… Anything the Army didn’t teach you?” With… -
The second Starsky made it home, Hutch jumped him. Went airborne, like Superman, minus cape and tights. Originally published in the 2006 SHareCon zine. The second Starsky made it home, Hutch jumped him. Went airborne, like Superman, minus cape and tights. Minus clothes of any kind. Streamlined thus, Hutch overcame the wind’s resistance. Starsky’s, too. The unanticipated action (coupled with… -
After dying, life is the next obstacle. Sequel: Diet and Exercise In my dreams? This snot-nosed kid in his tweed jacket — with corduroy elbow patches, no less — this punk-ass, know-nothing nobody wants to know what I see… in my dreams? Hell, if I thought for one second it did anybody any good maybe I’d tell him. But where the… -
After “Sweet Revenge,” things will never be the same again; nobody seems to mind too much. Sequel to Analysis and Therapy. Don’t let anybody tell you dying doesn’t change your life. Anybody saying that has never died, so shoot ’em first and then ask questions. If they still have the same way of looking at things, ask their surgeon why he… -
A pair of random fragments set after “Sweet Revenge.” We are obstinately alive and, to all outward appearance, things are back to normal And you say, “Since when were we ever ‘normal’?” and I laugh like an idiot, I just lose it completely because, even though you’re not that funny, you are. The fact that you’re still around to be…