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Starsky is making dessert.
Originally published in the SHareCon 2022 Zine.
Unceremoniously kicked out of his kitchen, Hutch sits at the table, worrying about the potential mess. Starsky had offered to make a dessert and, foolishly, Hutch had agreed.
Starsky comes in minutes later. “Enjoy!”
A decidedly phallic creation is placed before him. A half a banana sits erect in a ring of pineapple on a piece of lettuce. A maraschino cherry sits on top with whipped cream dripping down the sides.
“Do I eat it or get on my knees?” Hutch blurts out.
“How ’bout both?”
“How about we skip dessert all together?” Hutch plucks the cherry off and winks.
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