A variety of Haiku poems. Starsk learns to knit. Hutch is fearful. Starsk has needs. Hutch has desires. Starsk has a bad hair day. Hutch acts flamboyant. So on and so forth.
I will (of course) blame these poems on J.A.’69, just for being a bad influence. Some are silly, some serious. Some are ep related. Some are not. Some are completely random. They’re meant to amuse, not abuse.
Haiku #1- The Sweater
Oh Starsk! You knitted
me a sweater to keep my
balls warm. How thoughtful.
Haiku #2- Starsky Humor
Hutch, your blended health
shakes have cleansed my bowels. We
can have fun tonight!
Haiku #3–The Fix–part A
You took the needle
from my veins, Starsk. And I gazed
into your dark eyes.
Haiku #4–The Fix–part B
You saved me before
It was too late. I love you.
Don’t reject me now.
Haiku #5 –Hottie
I’m hot for you, Blintz.
So don’t deny yourself, babe.
Just make it w/ me.
Haiku #6 –Snowstorm
Is it just me or…
do you see the spotted dog?
Oh hold me please- Starsk!
Haiku #7 –Hutch Hearts Huggy–
Huggy man, that suit
is baaaad. Let’s make out! You’re one
Fine mothafucka…
Haiku #8 The Jeans…
Don’t tease me like that
Hutch. Now my jeans are so tight
I can’t take them off!
Haiku #9 –Dandruff-Part A
Oh! Mr. Tyrone–
You look like a poodle and
your accent– tragic!
Haiku #10 –Dandruff-Part B
Why, Mr. Marlene
You need to sit down somewhere-
Don’t be such a twink!
Haiku #11 –S/H Cowboys–
Your sensual lips!
I wish I knew how to quit
you, Hutch. But I can’t.
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