The Cutest Butt

An ode to Starsky’s butt.

There was a time
I stared at many, many butts
O, yes, I really did
But I swear
Those were only women butts
Until you came along
And waved your mighty-fine butt at me
It was then and there
I crossed the line
Very happily
I’m now on your side
Next to you
On top of you
Underneath you
Or every other way you like
I’m yours, since that one day
The cutest butt of all came my way