The Interview

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Two reporters. Two Cops. Same question. Mike drop.

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Two female reporters are given the same interview questions to ask the guys… one on one, in separate rooms. First question:

Reporter #1 to Starsky: “If you were in a room, blindfolded, and 20 other men walked into the room, would you be able to pick out your partner, Kenneth Hutchinson, without touching or speaking?”

Starsky: “Yes. Without a doubt.”

Reporter #1: “Really?! How?”

Starsky: “His energy.”

Reporter #1: “What? What do you mean?

Starsky: ” Hutch … hums.”

Reporter #1: “Hums? All the men who walk in the room will be told not to make ANY sound…”

Starsky: “No, he won’t make a sound. He has this quiet, intense energy. It… hums… yanno, like high intensity power lines? If you stand near them, you can hear and feel them hum?”

Reporter # 1: “Yes.”

Starsky: “I will FEEL that hum. And KNOW it’s Hutch. Easy.”

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Reporter #2: “If you were in a room, blindfolded, and 20 other men walked into the room, would you be able to pick out your partner, David Starsky, without touching or speaking?”

Hutch: “Yes. Instantly.”

Reporter #2: “Wow, pretty confident aren’t you?”

Hutch: “Yes.”

Reporter #2: “How would you know? They can’t speak or make noise or touch you.”

Hutch: “His energy.”

Reporter #2: “What do you mean?”

Hutch: “He hums.”

Reporter #2: “I told you, he won’t be allowed to speak.”

Hutch: “He won’t be speaking. He has this vibrant energy, like when two power lines touch and arc. Or when lightning strikes. It… hums. I will FEEL that hum. And KNOW it’s Starsk. Easy.”