Starsky’s Not-So-Silent Night

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“Silent night, holy night

All is calm, all is bright

Not a virgin, not for a while

Golden angel so sexy and wild

Sleep in heavenly peace

Sleep in heavenly peace”

 

“I’m trying to but you’re making it really difficult”

 

“Silent night, holy night

Blondie quakes from my might

Glories stream from the tip of my cock

As I shout out Hallelujah!

Sleep my heavenly blintz

Sleep my heavenly blintz”

 

“How am I supposed to sleep if you won’t stop singing?”

 

“Silent night, holy night

Son of Vikings, love’s pure light

Radiant beams from his blondiful locks

With the –“

 

“Starsk, I swear to God, if you don’t shut up—“

 

“Have yourself a merry little Christmas

Make the yuletide gay”

 

“We already did, will you please go to sleep now”

 

“From now on, our troubles will be miles away”

 

“Your troubles are just beginning, buddy

Let me sleep in heavenly peace, for God’s sake!”

 

“I’ll let you sleep in heavenly peace…

G’night, Blintz”

 

“G’night, Starsk”

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