“Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Not a virgin, not for a while
Golden angel so sexy and wild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace”
“I’m trying to but you’re making it really difficult”
“Silent night, holy night
Blondie quakes from my might
Glories stream from the tip of my cock
As I shout out Hallelujah!
Sleep my heavenly blintz
Sleep my heavenly blintz”
“How am I supposed to sleep if you won’t stop singing?”
“Silent night, holy night
Son of Vikings, love’s pure light
Radiant beams from his blondiful locks
With the –“
“Starsk, I swear to God, if you don’t shut up—“
“Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the yuletide gay”
“We already did, will you please go to sleep now”
“From now on, our troubles will be miles away”
“Your troubles are just beginning, buddy
Let me sleep in heavenly peace, for God’s sake!”
“I’ll let you sleep in heavenly peace…
G’night, Blintz”
“G’night, Starsk”
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