One of Detective Starsky’s poems as told to Valaria. Part of the SHareCon 2002 Parody Zine, Hutch and Me Get It On a Whole Lot. Would You, Could You by Det. D. M. Starsky as told to Valaria I am Hutch Hutch I am Gay I am That Hutch-I-am, that gay-I-am, Just…